carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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