He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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