dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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