This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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