I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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