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i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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