Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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