so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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