I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN