did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties