OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store