There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.