no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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