Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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