I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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