forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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