Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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