new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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