how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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