Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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