god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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