I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
