yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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