Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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