Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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