So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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