so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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