Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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