I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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