it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Can I color on your dick again?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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