Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Oh god it's open bar.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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