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(646): View more from New York

My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.

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(815): View more from Illinois

The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.

(928): View more from Arizona

wow.

(815): View more from Illinois

But it's a REALLY good back rub.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge

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(703): View more from Virginia

She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis

(1-703): View more from Virginia

Every man deserves at least one moment like that

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?

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(707): View more from California

drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.

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(716): View more from New York

Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.

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(917): View more from New York City

Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.

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