I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???