dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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