you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...