angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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