Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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