there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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