There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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