Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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