So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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