R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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