3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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