does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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