if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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