Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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