Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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