its not stalking. its research.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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