I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
MIDGETS
????
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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