so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
