I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Randomize