I'm drive I can fine osifer
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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