kristin has been a bad kristin
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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