is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
