Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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