..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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