Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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