3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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