Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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