I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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