So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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